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How to clean a toilet

| March 18, 2013 | 4 Comments

How to clean a toilet

Yield: 1 clean bathroom

How to clean a toilet


  • 1 egg and sperm, preferably combined
  • 1 gamer husband
  • 12 weeks of parental leave
  • Toilet cleaner & brush


  1. Combine egg and sperm if not yet done. Incubate in uterus and let rise for 9 months.
  2. Remove the fully cooked bun from the oven. *** excessive force may be required.
  3. Wait a few months for husband's benefits to kick in; let him take 12 weeks of parental leave during your crazy busy tax season.
  4. Tell husband he's now getting paid to watch the kids and clean.
  5. Watch, amazed, as he morphs into Mr. Mom
  6. Enjoy! Your toilets will never be cleaner 🙂

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  1. Darlene Ysaguirre says:

    Hahaha i was a little lost at first.But what a great way to get your toilets cleaned lol

  2. Thanks Ladies! I had fun writing this one 🙂

  3. kathy downey says:

    lol,i was lost………

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