How to clean a toilet
- 1 egg and sperm, preferably combined
- 1 gamer husband
- 12 weeks of parental leave
- Toilet cleaner & brush
- Combine egg and sperm if not yet done. Incubate in uterus and let rise for 9 months.
- Remove the fully cooked bun from the oven. *** excessive force may be required.
- Wait a few months for husband's benefits to kick in; let him take 12 weeks of parental leave during your crazy busy tax season.
- Tell husband he's now getting paid to watch the kids and clean.
- Watch, amazed, as he morphs into Mr. Mom
- Enjoy! Your toilets will never be cleaner 🙂